tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8991489.post111686830316945704..comments2023-10-31T12:40:15.553-04:00Comments on Elephant Larry's Group Blog: The Lost Art Of The Song ParodyElephant Larryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03830098927212184755noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8991489.post-1116873847400236532005-05-23T14:44:00.000-04:002005-05-23T14:44:00.000-04:00To the tune of Snap's "I've Got The Power"I've got...To the tune of Snap's "I've Got The Power"<BR/><BR/>I've got the flowers!<BR/>I've got the flowers!<BR/>I've got the flowers!<BR/>I've got the flowers!<BR/><BR/>~SericoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8991489.post-1116872654736022742005-05-23T14:24:00.000-04:002005-05-23T14:24:00.000-04:00Can we get some song parodies about flowers, or ma...Can we get some song parodies about flowers, or maybe sandwiches? I'd enjoy that more.<BR/><BR/>Hey anyone else drunk right now? No? Me neither.Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07307110926073644298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8991489.post-1116872550393093942005-05-23T14:22:00.000-04:002005-05-23T14:22:00.000-04:00Here's another sports-themed song parody, one that...Here's another sports-themed song parody, one that I wrote last year and that Alex can find just as dull.<BR/><BR/>(To the tune of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap")<BR/><BR/>POKEY REESE, SIGNED DIRT CHEAP <BR/>***********************************<BR/>If A-Rod's trouble and his contract's dead <BR/>He's givin' you the blues <BR/>You wanna get him but not be soaked in debt <BR/>Here's what you gotta do: <BR/>Pick up the phone <BR/>Reese is always home <BR/>Call him any time <BR/>Just ring <BR/>.215-1-12 hey <BR/>Barely costs a dime <BR/><BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece and he's signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece and he's signed dirt cheap <BR/><BR/>You got problems with an infield glove <BR/>You got a broken heart <BR/>Hicks ain't dealin' with your GM friend <BR/>That's when the teardrops start -- Fella, <BR/>Pick up the phone <BR/>Reese's here alone <BR/>Or make his agent call <BR/>A-Rod's dim <BR/>Forget about him <BR/>We'll play some lame baseball <BR/><BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece and he's signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece and he's signed dirt cheap <BR/><BR/>If you got a Nomar and you want him gone <BR/>But you ain't got the guts <BR/>Manny's naggin' at you night and day <BR/>Because he's clearly nuts <BR/>Pick up the phone <BR/>Leave them alone <BR/>It's time you made a stand <BR/>For a fee <BR/>I'm happy to be <BR/>Your second-baseman <BR/><BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece and he's signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece and he's signed dirt cheap <BR/><BR/>Concrete shoes, ultra-high... LOB <BR/>Signed dirt cheap <BR/>Dreadlocks, contracts, play slow-pitch <BR/>Signed dirt cheap <BR/><BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/>Pokey Reece, signed dirt cheap <BR/><BR/>~SericoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8991489.post-1116872017430353152005-05-23T14:13:00.000-04:002005-05-23T14:13:00.000-04:00I don't think I alughed at that at all, Geoff.Down...I don't think I alughed at that at all, Geoff.<BR/><BR/>Downgrade.Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07307110926073644298noreply@blogger.com