Okay, so I know a lot of people call Wednesday "Hump Day," but I'm going to have to go with Thursday. Thursday, being the day right before Friday holds that sweet anticipation of the weekend, without any of the rewards. Unless you're in college, in which case, you're probably getting wasted tonight. Or if you're an alcoholic, I guess.
Here's my breakdown of the week:
Monday: Usually sleepy, ridiculously busy with catching up.So what does your week look like?
Tuesday: Exhausted from busy Monday. I usually sleepwalk through Tuesday*.
Wednesday: Finally in the swing of things. All right, week!
Thursday: As stated above, I'm thinking about what I can honestly finish before the weekend. Thursdays are a waste.
Friday: Lining up my weekend cocaine binge.
Saturday/Sunday: Knee-deep in a mountain of cocaine.
*This also may have something to do with getting home at 11pm on Mondays, and then watching three hours of television. Maybe.
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Monday - Deep, dark hangover that finds me begging strangers to end my life. Also, work.
Tuesday - Ramping up the drinking. Also, again, work.
Wednesday-through-Saturday - Blindly drinking everything that's got any sort of alcohol content, including mouthwash, paint thinner and straight hydrogen peroxide. Work.
Sunday - The shakes.
When the others say TGIF I say IAM. No, I'm not embracing existance. I'm knee deep in realization. IAM: It's almost Monday. In fact,IAAM. It's always almost Monday. Wake up and smell the coffee that you already drank.
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