Brooklyn Is Awesome

Reason #1: Walking down the street, coming across a buncha kids, one of whom was in a class you substitute taught for. He shouts "Hey, Mr. H!" You say "Hey, Christian, staying out of trouble?" He says yes, his friends say he's lying then you say "That's OK, I didn't believe him anyway." Then his friends rag on him while you walk on by. That's Brooklyn, baby.

Reason #2: Walking down the street past the bus terminal in your neighborhood and hearing them blast "Head Over Feet" by Alanis Morrisette.

That is NOT Brooklyn.