Sunday, February 15, 2009

I Would Like to Give You Ten American Dollars

I am dead serious. You will get ten american dollars, worth just as much today as tomorrow probably, if you come over to my apartment and locate just what exactly is beeping every 30 seconds or so. For real. There is a beeping somewhere MAYBE in the hallway, maybe not, and it's been going on for two months straight without us being able to find it. Do you have superhearing? Persistence? Maybe you just really need ten bucks? COME ON OVER.

4 comments:

WOV said...

Smoke detector?

Stefan said...

Nah. Thought about that. Checked it. Not the case.

Mike said...

Yes, I need ten bucks... it's not like I need to obsessively stalk members of Elephant Larry to the point that I take camera phone pictures of their apartments while their backs are turned or anything, then get sexually aroused upon merely remembering how close I got to one of their bedrooms... I just need the ten bucks.

Stefan said...

As long as you don't rub up on me while you're in the apartment, that tne bucks is yours, buddy. If you stop the beeping.