Monday, December 05, 2005

The Osi

Three cheers for Osi Umenyiora, defensive end for the New York Giants! He had a sack yesterday against the hated Dallas Cowboys, pressured their quarterback Drew Bledsoe all day and has a name it took me two and a half years to finally learn how to pronounce. (FYI, it's "O-see Yoo-men-YOUR-a")

In my research on Osi, I learned he is two months younger than me. It really changes your relationship with sports when you realize these gigantic freaks of nature are younger than you. It makes you feel like you should be able to order them around when, actually, you can't.

Get me a soda, LeBron James!

1 comments:

Chris Serico said...

I like Umenyiora because his last name has all the vowels and a 'y' in it. Also, he's a good player.

I'm assuming LeBron would be getting Geoff a Sprite.