Spam Spam Spam

So occasionally I open up spam-mail just because the contents are sometimes awesome even if "OEM Software Management" as a subject line wouldn't seem to suggest such a thing. And my new favorite thing is the content they put at the bottom of the e-mails to make it seem like there's real substance to the e-mail. From todays spam-mail:

The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.

Very profound. I will now buy your Quicken software.