Thursday, January 05, 2006

Giants vs. Panthers

...is a game I will be watching in O'Hare International Airport with a Giants hat and a Giants jersey on with no other Giants fans in sight, I assume. Let's go Giants!

As this is my last foreseeable opportunity to post until then, my prediction: Giants 20, Panthers 14. I think the Giants will contain the Panthers very well except for a 98-yard TD catch by Steve Smith and a 99-yard TD catch by Steve Smith occuring because of Will Allen falling down and finding something shiny and distracting in the stands, respectively.

And I think the Panthers D is a little overrated.

On a related note, I think real giants would destroy real panthers.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw a horribly ugly woman on the street yesterday and thought of you because she was wearing a giants jacket. And then went home and watched Yawn on the podcast. And thought of you as an ugly woman. It was trippy.
I hope you are not offended that I think you make an ugly woman.

Chris Serico said...

Although I'm a Giants fan, while real giants would conquer real jets in the short-term, in the end, the giants would fall. Off a building.

Anonymous said...

I agree that real giants would destroy real panthers

But I think a real giant would run away like a little baby from a real giant panther

until the giant panther caught up with the real giant and tore him into little pieces...

...THEN the giant would stop crying

no eyes left

Anonymous said...

Can I mention that the Panther's DJ is just hopeless?

Anonymous said...

i don't necassarily agree that real giants would defeat real panthers. what if the giants in this equation were giant MIDGETS....then they'd just be normal-sized people. advantage: panthers.

i rest my case.

Chris Serico said...

Sadly, fake Panthers easily defeat fake Giants.

I'm glad the Giants saved their worst game of the year for the playoffs. Missed tackles, bad passes, skittish running game -- sounds like my prom night, except more depressing.