BABY, YOU ARE FAT FAT FAT

Well, holy cow, this is depressing: Baby's First Elliptical Machine:
According to the site, "Now when you work out, your child can, too!" Or, in other words, now when you don't go outside and play, your child won't either. Now when you manically try to sweat off a few pounds, your child can join you and work off those Fruit Gusher's and taquitos you've been feeding him.

Another product is "Kids First Fitness Exercise Bike." NO! GIVE THAT KID A REAL BIKE! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?