Limbo!

So today was one of three holiday parties I'm having at work. This was, I believe, the biggest one, that encompasses all workers all over the city. That might be wrong. In any event, it was held at 1pm at the Heartland Brewery at Times Square. Pertinent facts:

-I saw my first real, actual limbo. There was a professional limbo "troupe" comprised of two limboers. Awesomely enough, they were called "JC Starfire". The man limboed lower than the woman, about two feet off the ground if my horrible estimate is anywhere close to correct. Professional limboers are not people you set out to see, I don't think, yet you should. They were very entertaining, though the male member of JC Starfire had bizarre circular slits running up and down his parachute pants. He had nice legs.

-One of my male co-workers was wearing matching black leather pants, vest and HAT. He pulled it off perfectly.

-Some of the workers at Cerebral Palsy Associations have cerebral palsy themselves. One such worker in a wheelchair got on the dance floor and had more fun than anyone I've ever seen in my life. One lady did that shawl thing around his neck, which was hilarious. One lady GRINDED with him, which I thought was inappropriate for a work function.

-I didn't dance, because 1pm is too early to listen to horrifically loud disco music.

-Psychologists tend to observe dancers rather than dance themselves.

-Food can be quite delicious. I had the mini-steak bites, two slabs of chicken, much asparagus, two rolls, and salad. As a result, I did not eat dinner. This is unhealthy, but I am poor so it worked out OK for me.

I will give updates on further holiday parties, but I can't imagine them comparing to this one. Limbo!