Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Fantastic Four Trailer

This has to be, hands down, the worst made trailer for a big budget movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Seriously.

1) Did they make it in Final Cut? What the crap is that font? They basically just have white arial black font on a black background, which I'll have you know is the default setting for Final Cut.

2) Who edited it? They have the sentence "Five people will be changed," followed by a shot of four people.

3) Who wrote it? "On July Fourth... 4th.... 4.... Four..." "One will be bad..." Also, may I point out that the trailer says, almost constantly that the movie is coming out July 4th, while on the bottom of the page, it says "July 1st, 2005" in HUGE letters.

4) What the fluck is that music over the second half of the trailer? It sucks. Also, I had to play Johnny Storm's last line of dialogue about five times before I understood what he was saying.

5) That CGI & Costumes look HORRIBLE. The Thing looks like a burn victim wearing orange foam, and the Mr. Fantastic effects are not only hard to see, but also, badly done.



Geoffrey said...

At least some cars will be smashed.