Friday, February 11, 2005

The Best Ideas Are By Far The Simplest

I would like to build a hotel.

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I like things that are underwater.

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I am going to build an underwater hotel.


All awesomeness aside, there is no way that something is not going to go horribly, horribly wrong.

Via Fark.

16 comments:

Alex said...

I hear there'll be one of these in every room.

Yup, no way this undersea nightmare could go wrong.

Alex said...

Oh! Better joke:

Gives new meaning to sleeping with the fishes.

Ha-cha!

mjs said...

do you think they'll serve sushi at their five star restaurant?

Anonymous said...

honestly though, given the assholes that will actually stay at this place, a tragedy won't REALLY be a "tragedy", you know?

Anonymous said...

Assholes? I'm excited about staying there. Oh well, guess I'm an asshole.

Love,
Asshole

Jeff said...
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Jeff said...

I. This idea reminds and awful lot of the Freedom Ship. Which also looks 1/3 cool, 1/3 insane, and 1/3 imminent disaster/disaster movie.

II. The robosapien commercial looks EXACTLY like the testing video in Robocop II for the new Robocop that starts off friendly and then immediately starts tearing people in half. Ha ha.

Jordana B said...

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS HOTEL.
The Grand Opening could be on New Year's Eve...Robert Wagner and Richard Chamberlain coud be the architects (except that Richard Chamberlain's the evil one who tries to cut costs), Betty White and Fred Astaire are jewel thieves, Captain Stubing tries to romance Faye Dunaway (by saving a spot for her at the Captain's Table), Audrey Landers could entertain the crowd with a pre-New Year's countdown song before 3D sharks crash into the place....SO MANY RAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN...it could be built in the Mariana's Trench...

Alex said...

I'd be way more interested if 2D sharks crashed into the place... Or rather, sliced through it.

Otherwise, its a solid plan, Jordie.

Jordana B said...

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS HOTEL!
The Grand Opening could be on New Year's Eve...Robert Wagner and Richard Chamberlain coud be the architects (except that Richard Chamberlain's the evil one who tries to cut costs), Betty White and Fred Astaire are jewel thieves, Captain Stubing tries to romance Faye Dunaway (by saving a spot for her at the Captain's Table), Audrey Landers could entertain the crowd with a pre-New Year's countdown song before 3D sharks crash into the place....SO MANY RAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN...it could be built in the Mariana's Trench...

Jordana B said...

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS HOTEL!
The Grand Opening could be on New Year's Eve...Robert Wagner and Richard Chamberlain coud be the architects (except that Richard Chamberlain's the evil one who tries to cut costs), Betty White and Fred Astaire are jewel thieves, Captain Stubing tries to romance Faye Dunaway (by saving a spot for her at the Captain's Table), Audrey Landers could entertain the crowd with a pre-New Year's countdown song before 3D sharks crash into the place....SO MANY RAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN...it could be built in the Mariana's Trench...

Jordana B said...

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS HOTEL!
The Grand Opening could be on New Year's Eve...Robert Wagner and Richard Chamberlain coud be the architects (except that Richard Chamberlain's the evil one who tries to cut costs), Betty White and Fred Astaire are jewel thieves, Captain Stubing tries to romance Faye Dunaway (by saving a spot for her at the Captain's Table), Audrey Landers could entertain the crowd with a pre-New Year's countdown song before 3D sharks crash into the place....SO MANY RAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN...it could be built in the Mariana's Trench...

Jordana B said...

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS HOTEL!
The Grand Opening could be on New Year's Eve...Robert Wagner and Richard Chamberlain coud be the architects (except that Richard Chamberlain's the evil one who tries to cut costs), Betty White and Fred Astaire are jewel thieves, Captain Stubing tries to romance Faye Dunaway (by saving a spot for her at the Captain's Table), Audrey Landers could entertain the crowd with a pre-New Year's countdown song before 3D sharks crash into the place....SO MANY RAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN...it could be built in the Mariana's Trench...

Jordana B said...

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS HOTEL!
The Grand Opening could be on New Year's Eve...Robert Wagner and Richard Chamberlain coud be the architects (except that Richard Chamberlain's the evil one who tries to cut costs), Betty White and Fred Astaire are jewel thieves, Captain Stubing tries to romance Faye Dunaway (by saving a spot for her at the Captain's Table), Audrey Landers could entertain the crowd with a pre-New Year's countdown song before 3D sharks crash into the place....SO MANY RAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN...it could be built in the Mariana's Trench...

christopher said...

Shit! Some one rescue Jordie from the timeloop!

Anonymous said...

Time Loops? Now would that be cereal or a serial.