Leonardo DiCaprio recently accepted the Platinum Award from the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. That's a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. And they gave it to a THIRTY YEAR OLD DUDE.
I've heard that a moment can last a lifetime. And 80 years? Sure, I guess that's a lifetime too. Or at least I'm hoping it is. But 30? I dunno...I'm still skeptical. Or sceptical. Or why not sckeptical. Or sckeptickal. Yeah, that's what I am. Sckeptickal.
The way I see it, if somebody gives you a lifetime achievement award when you're 30, that somebody's probably trying to kill you. And in Leo's case, I bet I know who it is...
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Watch Your Back, Leo...
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I love Shredder's response to the Favorite Food question: Food is a disease.
Of course, there's a whole "religion" based around the idea that food is an addiction and that in a pure world, all one would have to eat would be love. It's called Breatharianism. And it's CRAZY.
SPOILER! In the new TMNT cartoon, Shredder actually IS Krang! Also, he's very scarey.
As an old TMNTer, what you just wrote makes no sense, Alex, so I refuse to believe it. I tried watching the new series when it first came out but had to stop because it was WAY TOO HARDCORE for meand The Shredder was really fucking scary. That's one hardcore example right there: He's not just "Shredder" anymore. Now he's "THE Shredder."
Yikes.
As for his profile, I think The Shredder should give music a shot. He might enjoy it.
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