Monday, March 07, 2005


In first grade, my "best friend" Billy caught me staring out the school bus window, picking my nose and eating away. And you know what? He fucking blackmailed me. Said he'd tell everyone if I didn't do something or another. I don't remember what it was, but that's not important. What's important now is: Fuck you, Billy! Who's the loser now?!


Alex said...

I really thought that was going to link to an article about Billy dying somehow.

I'm happy it doesn't?

Anonymous said...

I got caught once too. By my father. I guess I was 5 or 6. I was sitting in the dining room (how appropriate) on a pleasant Saturday morning when he walked in and witnessed my happy meal. My father was the non-judgemental type so it hit me hard when I looked up and heard him utter the sound of utter disgust. I ran out of the room in shame which I can feel to this day. Also, to this day, I very rarely get colds, sore throats, earaches or any other of those types of infections. I guess you could say I'm very "picky" about my health.

Oh yeah, I would like to say I'm also glad Billy didn't die. Also I hope he isn't in jail cause that's where they send you sometimes if you're into blackmail and extortion.