It Is A Beautiful Day

Does anyone wanna have a catch? I stole a baseball glove from home that isn't mine. I think it's my brother Tristan's. Anyway, it's great and it's all broken in and stuff.

How about frisbee? I don't have a frisbee though. We can go buy a frisbee if need be. I'm sure they're not that expensive.

Or we could just lay down in the park. Or take a walk. Admire the trees. Breathe in that warm, clear spring air.

Oh, wait a second. I forgot. I'M AT WORK.

Days like this make it clear that capitalism doesn't work.