You'll Never Get Away With This, Burritoville

I don't really want to explain the circumstances as to why I was browsing Burritoville's home page. Suffice to say that it turns out Burritoville is run by a corporation named:

Burritoville Systems, Inc.

Now, I like Burritoville. They have a ton of veggie options, and for a few months, they had an item called the "Veggie Cheese Steak Wrap," which was packed with fake meat, cheddar cheese, spicy chipotle nayonnaise, and tater tots. I actually felt myself die a little bit every time I ate it.

But Burritoville Systems, Inc? Doesn't that seem a bit excessive? And businesslike? I mean, why is the word "Systems" even necessary in the company name? What systems are they using?

In any case, this has suggested two possible scenarios to me:

- Burritoville is actually a front for a giant alien corporation, who erroneously thought the best way of taking over the earth was with overpriced, not particularly fantastic Burritos.

Actually, that's the only possible scenario.

I solved it!

But seriously, folks, what's up with the "system?" is this some business thing I don't know about? And before you make a "You don't know ANYTHING about business," joke, please note that I skipped out of economics in eleventh grade. So I know a LOT about business.

And my business is a methodical system of making burritos.