Could I Eat All That?

That's the name of the new game I just invented.

The best part about this game is that you can play it anywhere. For example, WholeFoods is pretty fun, especially while you’re waiting on one of their insanely-long-though-quickly-moving check out lines. Just look at one of their carefully arranged food displays and ask yourself, “Could I Eat All That?”

Hey. Look. It’s a basket of 40 baguettes. Could I Eat All That? (Maybe.)

Hey. What about all of those olives in that olive bar? Could I Eat All That? (Oh yeah, yeah definitely.)

How about all of those delicious soups right there? Could I Eat All That? (Of course!)

And you don’t even have to limit it to food. Take a trip to the hardware store (A sheet of sand paper? Hm…). Or just take a stroll down the street! (Just look at that cute little newborn baby. Could I Eat All That?)

And please feel free to personalize it. Sometimes, I like to add “before” clauses, just to shake things up. For example:

Hey. Could I Eat All That? ...Before Dying?

And:

Hm. Could I Eat All That? ...Before Midnight?

Or maybe:

Hey. Could I Eat All That? ...Before Being Arrested?

Some related games:

Could I Drink All That?
How Much Of That Could I Eat?
Could I Beat Up That?

Enjoy! And please let it be noted that I could definitely, definitely, definitely eat an entire newborn baby. One hour, cooked. Three hours, raw.