Happy (Pretty Much Belated By Now) Slope Day!

From this week's Rolling Stone:

Proving that an Ivy League education isn't quite what it used to be, the folks at Cornell University have come to the decision that the best way to curtail the debauchery surrounding the end of the school year would be to call in Snoop Dogg as ringmaster. The Doggfather has been hired to perform during the school's annual Slope Day party -- held to mark the last day of classes -- on May 6th, and organizers hope his presence will "shift the focus towards music" and stem the tide of alcohol-related incidents that have plagued the campus in recent years. We're sure that a few choruses of "Gin and Juice" will be just the ticket to solving that problem . . .

Ha. Thanks, J9.