OK, OK, I know it comes out tomorrow but I just couldn't wait! If you're like Elephant Larry, you love the tagline for the new Paris Hilton vehicle, "House of Wax." In case you haven't seen the sides of any buses lately, that tagline is: "Prey. Slay. Display."
Actually I was being sarcastic, we don't like it. It sounds stupid. And when we don't like something we make fun of it constantly. So without further ado, some rejected taglines from House of Wax!
May. Day. Hooray!
Gray Bay OK?
Clay-Play Today!
Stay Away, Kay!
Prey. Slay. Moccachino.
Another thing we've been doing is setting it to the tune of "Take My Breath Away." There are some factual errors, but I stand by the message:
Watching as some guy
Tries turning everyone to wax!
First he'll try to spy
While they're all having random sex!
Then he'll try to lead them
All to his abandonned fair!
(We'll be) Watchin' Paris Hilton
Run with Chad Michael Mur-Ray!
Hooray!
Prey Slay and Display!
(Yay! Today! OK!)
Prey Slay and Display!
So anyone wanna go see House of Wax with me?
Thursday, May 05, 2005
House of Wax
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3 comments:
As a convicted sex offender, there's nothing I'd rather do than see House of Wax with you.
Although molestation runs a close second.
I don't care about the restraining order...I love you, Geoff.
Hey, thanks Ted! (nervously pushes silent alarm beneath desk) Thanks a bunch!
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