I'm a Convicted Felon!

So apparently I've been harboring a child molester! Who knew?

My roomie informed me that last night, while I was out, some lady called the house claiming the following:

• There had been a convicted child molester living in my building.
  
• The two of us had become friends.
  
• This man had previously assaulted the child of one of the friends of this lady who was calling.
  
• He had fled from my building, but I was forwarding his mail for him.
  
• She had discovered all of this by hiring a private investigator, who found me on the list of people who have aided sex offenders.
  
• I am a man of Turkish descent.

Could just be me, but I think her argument really falls apart with the last point.

In any case, she called my apartment NINE TIMES last night, and during these conversations, my roomie found out all of the above info. She also repeatedly explained that all of this was not true, and that in fact, I definitely wasn't Turkish. She also told the lady that I really don't have time to be forwarding anyone's mail, which I thought was pretty funny.

So that's the funny part. The disturbing part, is this lady (or Prank Caller, as I like to call her) is that this lady knew my home phone number and name, which granted, I don't hide very well; and that there's a slight possiblity I might be on a list of sex offender-helpers somewhere, which I didn't even know existed.

Anyway... Anybody know if there's a way to forward your mail through someone's mailbox without them knowing about it?