Mo'om?

WARNING! FUNNY IN PAST! MAY NOT TRANSLATE TO PRESENT!

So I was speaking with Caitlin, an Elephriend from way back (and part of Brandeis University's funny, funny improv group False Advertising) last night about how she was planning to visit fair old NYC and possibly catch our show, BOOM. Unfortunately she won't be able to stay long at all, leaving the next day. She described the situation as "Wham, Bam, thank ya Ma'am," a phrase commonly associated with one-night stands for those not familiar with "phrases."

I, of course, being in Elephant Larry and knowing the title of our show, corrected her and said that it was actually a "Wham, BOOM, thank ya Ma'am" situation. Well this of course turned into "Woom, Boom" which, if you say it out loud is exactly the same as "Womb-Boom." Which, if you think about it, is a much more literal way to describe sex than "Wham-Bam." I mean come on. Womb Boom.

Unfortuantely, if you say the whole phrase that way, "Womb-Boom, thank ya Mo'om" it makes much less sense. But it does follow Chris's notion that "oo" is the funniest vowel sound out there and all vowels should be replaced with it. IMMEDIATELY.