Time Capsule

I just wanted to let y’all know that because of our server problems, Stefan and I will be unable to post a feature that is both seasonally appropriate and gut-wrenchingly hilarious. However, this isn’t really all that much of a surprise. The feature was actually written last year, but never made it up to the website. So by the time it probably doesn’t make it up for some reason or another in May 2006, it will be TWO YEARS OLD and counting. How’s that for a build up, motherfuckers?