What the Crap Happened To Your Website?

That's a really good question.

Basically, we are currently having very, very severe problems with our web service. In the future, I would not recommend you sign up for a web service that only allows you to contact them over e-mail. They don't seem to respond to your questions, or, you know, ever get back to you.

In any case, at the current time, our website is down. Totally. I hope to have it, in some form, back up and running by the middle of this week, at the latest, although when it does, the content will be severely compromised. That means it may be a little while before you can read Cat Corner again, or watch Watkin's Funeral Home and Waffle House.

Actually, none of you were watching Watkins Funeral Home and Waffle House, so no worries there.

Point is, when the website does come back, I'll be working on it over the next few weeks to get it back up to running speed. I realize there will be broken links, and problems, and I'm happy to hear your suggestions. E-mail me at azalben@gmail.com. I will try to respond to your queries in under 24 hours, but like Doteasy, I'll never actually write you back.

In the meantime, if you have any Elephant Larry e-mail questions, please contact us at elephantlarry@hotmail.com, which will still be working fine.

Thanks for your patience, everybody.