Monday, June 13, 2005

This Just In!

Michael Jackson sucks no matter what the verdict is!

Film at 11!

7 comments:

Alex said...

Geoff, posts like these are why you are America's Greatest Satirist.

brian said...

Wow Geoff. I'll bet you hate freedom too.

Jesse said...

I call bullshit. Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th Century. He really was the King of Pop.

Alex said...

Sorry, I meant "America's Greatest Satyr."

Not guilty on all counts, by the way.

Chris S. said...

I, personally, was disappointed there wasn't an "Elephant Larry's Michael Jackson Verdict Day - Live!" Blog with Alex threatening to wipe out yet another rival gang.

It's not too late, Alex.

Cory_Nealy said...

All I care about is I can say I was piss drunk at T.G.I.Fridays on 48th and 5th in NYC when I heard the verdict. WHOO! USA! USA!

Alex said...

Thanks for your support, Chris, but I think it just isn't meant to be.

I came up with a great joke though:

"Michael Jackson Beat It!"

(Yes, I realize this was every headline.)