Monday, June 13, 2005

This Just In!

Michael Jackson sucks no matter what the verdict is!

Film at 11!


Alex said...

Geoff, posts like these are why you are America's Greatest Satirist.

brian said...

Wow Geoff. I'll bet you hate freedom too.

Jesse said...

I call bullshit. Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers of the 20th Century. He really was the King of Pop.

Alex said...

Sorry, I meant "America's Greatest Satyr."

Not guilty on all counts, by the way.

Chris S. said...

I, personally, was disappointed there wasn't an "Elephant Larry's Michael Jackson Verdict Day - Live!" Blog with Alex threatening to wipe out yet another rival gang.

It's not too late, Alex.

Cory_Nealy said...

All I care about is I can say I was piss drunk at T.G.I.Fridays on 48th and 5th in NYC when I heard the verdict. WHOO! USA! USA!

Alex said...

Thanks for your support, Chris, but I think it just isn't meant to be.

I came up with a great joke though:

"Michael Jackson Beat It!"

(Yes, I realize this was every headline.)