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I had all these great pictures to post this morning, but my computer's being all sissy-lame, so I won't be able to get 'em up here until later.

In the meantime, please enjoy the following written descriptions of what each amusing picture looks like.

PICTURE ONE is of me and the Jeorffs, all decked out in our Stefan Rules! t-shirts. We're all pouting and frowning because Stefan's on vacation this week and we had to perform without him on Saturday. It's pretty cute. Alex is noticeably missing from this picture, but that's okay because...

PICTURE TWO is of Alex! Hooray! He's standing all by himself and he's also wearing a Stefan Rules! shirt. Thing is, it's really tight on him and it's cut off so his cute fuzzy belly's showing. In addition to this, he's making a crazy Alex face! And also, he has a mullet! Not kidding. Something hilarious is definitely going on here...

Wait! What's this? PICTURE THREE shows that it's not a mullet at all! It was Marybee standing behind Alex the entire time! In that last picture you could only see Mary's hair falling behind Alex's head, so it looked like a mullet! Pretty hilarious. Turns out, Alex's shirt isn't a cut-off either. It's actually much too, much too big for him. Like pajama-party big. And that's why Mary's standing behind him--to cinch Alex's Stefan Rules! shirt so it fits better. Has illumination ever been this entertaining?

That's it! See? Wasn't that like you were a blind person, and I was a polite stranger describing all the world's beautiful things to you? Wasn't that like that?

You're welcome.