Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Just Another Boaring Day

The building manager at my work just came into the office and unintelligibly asked me if we had ordered what sounded like, "A whole roast boar."

I smartly said, "What?"

The delivery guy unintelligibly clarified, repeating, again, something that sounded like "roast boar," but could have also been "blackboard."

Being a vegetarian, I explained that we definitely hadn't ordered anything and apologized. What am I supposed to do with a whole roast boar? Eat it? Certainly not.

"Blaga sluff," they both said, and left.

I'm 90% sure this wasn't my fault.