Happy Birthday To Me!

Hooray! It finally came! My birthday!

I love my birthday. The party. The revelry. The cake. Oh the cake.

148 today! Yikes, don't remind me! I can feel the big 1-5-0 just around the corner...

I think I'll go bust some celebratory trusts. Or eat something. Or take a massive bath in my massive bathtub.

Hooray!

Update!: This post was written under the name "President William Howard Taft." Isn't that hilarious?