Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Questions That I Ask Myself Too Often

Do you (meaning me) think that people who work at McDonald's hate people who work at Burger King?

How about Coke and Pepsi?

Wachovia and Washington Mutual?

U.S. Concepts and the Graduate School of Musical Theater Writing at the Tisch School of the Arts?

Ancillary question:
Do you (me) think people who work at McDonald's would be annoyed if you brought a bag of Burger King into their establishment?

No, Maybe, No, YES, Maybe like a supervisor or something, probably not cashiers.


Anonymous said...

this reminds me an experiment i conducted as a wee lad in kindergarten. take 10 black army ants and 10 red army ants and put them in a jar. screw the lid on tightly! the ants will tear each other apart from antennae to antennae until only one survives. the same thing will happen if you put a whopper in a jar with a big mac, except it's much messier.

Chris S. said...

And much less delicious.