Ginger Snap Hangover

I didn't think it was possible, but I got a hangover from eating Ginger Snaps.

To be precise, I ate entire sack (a pound, maybe?) of Ginger Snaps while watching TV last night. I then almost vomitted several times, before I feel asleep. I woke up this morning woozy, bloodshot, and with a huge headache. It feels EXACTLY like a hangover.

In other news, I ate some candy canes and got shingles, and then I sang Christmas songs around a roaring fire and died.