HOT SCOOP!

Esteemed comprehenders of this blog: I just got off the phone with one Alexander Z. (is what we'll call him), and boy do I have a TOWERING HEAP OF DREAM GOSSIP FOR YOU!

It seems that Alexander Za-whoops! That's all you're getting!

Anyway, it seems that Mr. Za- dreamt about yours truly, your intrepid blog reporter writing these words right now! He dreamt that I was lying on a couch, sad and sobbing. He asked why I was so upset. Dream Me revealed that I had slept with "Buffy."

Mr. Zalbennnnnnnnsten had no idea who Buffy was, so he meekly responded "Buffy...the....vampire.......................slayer?"

To which I shouted "No!" and sobbed uncontrollably. Clearly I was upset by the fact that I had slept with Buffy.

Only in your dreams, folks! Only in your dreams!