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"They both appear to be female—but it is difficult to say for sure."Via Danny.
I guess that's the real reason turtles are slow. I mean what's the hurry.
Man walking through an orchard comes upon a farmer holding a pig over his head, pointing it at individual apples and letting it take its time getting its fill."My god, man, doesn't that take an awful long time?"Farmer looks at him and says:"What's time to a pig?"One of my dad's favorite jokes.
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I guess that's the real reason turtles are slow. I mean what's the hurry.
Man walking through an orchard comes upon a farmer holding a pig over his head, pointing it at individual apples and letting it take its time getting its fill.
"My god, man, doesn't that take an awful long time?"
Farmer looks at him and says:
"What's time to a pig?"
One of my dad's favorite jokes.
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