Snarfing Rice Krispies

...is something I don’t suggest doing.

I had the pleasure of experiencing it firsthand this morning. And one-whole-mouthful-of-cereal-stuck-up-in-my-stupid-head later, I think I still may have a couple of kernels(?) lodged in my brain. Probably in the nerve center that knows whether "kernel" is what you call an individual Rice Krispy. Krispie? Whatever.

Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. If you have to snarf, keep it to liquids.

Except Dimetapp.

(Seriously.)