Credit Card

I have a credit card now.

It's freaking scary. Having a credit card indicates that I am an adult and it indicates that I am responsible with money. In other words, it indicates things that might or might not be true.

My first promise upon signing up for the credit card was that I would only use it for major purchases, purchases that I could not pay for with cash. When I received my credit card in the mail, I re-issued this promise.

I went on to spend $70 on candy, books and toys in the past week.

I'm scared.

Please don't steal my identity, hackers.

My credit card number is 5-WHOA!

Almost got me there.