retird stripper/amatur porn star seeks Nanny Job
Im only looking to work for very welthy family wich will give me the best acomadations and a really nice car to drive. (I hope for private redsdence on your propetry not connected to your resdence). If needed I can provide some child refrences. I prefur to work for family with kids in school all day. Im looking to make upwords of 800 hunded per week and live in with other amenitys provided. Very responble woman able to start Feb 1. Can travel with family. American with divers licsencse to. Can help with homwork and driving. No hosecleening. Plese repond with seros offers only. I am very honest person and will anser and qestions about my background you have to get us off on the rite foot. Look forwad to hearing from good family.
this is in or around Westchester/Greenwich
Monday, January 09, 2006
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6 comments:
ooooooh snaps!
i'll bet she'll totally get your kids off on the rite foot.
Brian, please.
When it came to caring for their children, my parents opted for nothing less than the most professional porn stars money could buy.
Personally, my favorite bit is about her helping the kids with their homwork.
I'm still trying to figure out if "retird stripper" means "retired" stripper or "retard" stripper. I love the idea of the latter.
It doesn't matter; she'll never get a job unless she changes her attitude on hosecleening.
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