Every comedian gets only one of these, and I've decided to save mine until now:
Qing dynasty Chinese vase dating back to the late 17th/early 18th century: Priceless.
2nd Qing dynasty Chinese vase: Priceless.
Yet a third Qing dynasty Chinese vase: Priceless.
Tripping down a staircase and smashing all three vases and not having to pay for them: Priceless in a totally different way.
I think you'll agree, it was well worth the wait.
Monday, January 30, 2006
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Had I witnessed this incident, I think it would have been one of the best tests of how well I could handle a "serious" situation without laughing aloud. I imagine I'd fail miserably, convulsing and barely breathing before finally caving into huge, echoing fits of hysterical laughter.
Also, I love Monica's "reenactment" and have accepted all of it as truth.
Telling Margaret Greeves in a week or so that "the real Qing vases were actually away being cleaned" -- Totally P'nking Priceless.
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