Actually heard this yesterday:
"All right men. Battlestations."
Yikes.
I assume we beat back an attack from the nefarious Pirates of New York Harbor.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Not Something You Want To Hear On The Staten Island Ferry
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Did you see this week the US Navy destroyer chasing down the tramp steamer full of pirates off the coast of Africa the other day?
Life in the US Navy:
* Clean piece of equipment
* Eat ham and mashed potatoes for lunch
* Read manual written in three-ring binder
* look at magazine
* bell rings
* you and 4 other guys have to go out on the launch and actively battle a stolen tramp steamer full of cutlass-and-rocket-grenade-armed narcotized pirates.
* dinner tonight is meatballs and the movie is Ice Age.
For the purposes of this comment, I don't think you could've picked a better movie than Ice Age.
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