Elephant Larry Has No Girlfriends!

Elephant Larry has no girlfriends.

None. Not even a little one.

Whether this is true or not, this is our story and we're sticking to it.

Why else would we be doing a Valentine's Day show, right? Well, because the P.I.T. is putting together an awesome night of comedy/love stuff and you should fricking be there, that's why!

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The Peoples Improv Theater presents...

ELEPHANTLARRY HAS NO GIRLFRIENDS

February 14, 2006 - 7:00 PM - perfect for pre-dinner, don't you think? Yes, you do.

@ The P.I.T.
154 W. 29th Street (btwn. 6th & 7th Aves.)
1 to 28th St. or 2/3/A/C/E/B/D/F/V/Q/N/R/W to 34th St. (phew)

Tickets are only 5 bucks!
Get 'em online: BrownPaperTickets.com
Or over the phone: 1-800-838-3006
Questions? Call the theater at 212-563-7488

Stick around after the show for the 3rd Annual Valentine's Dating Game at the P.I.T.! One EL member will be competing, guaranteed!
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See ya next Tuesday, sweetheart.

XOXOXOXOX,

Jeff Solomon
ElephantLarry
Dept. du Amour