Tuesday, February 07, 2006

February

Reasons why February is the worst month:

1) Worst weather.
2) It only has 28 days and that's stupid.
3) The sports are ATROCIOUS in this month. I always think pitchers and catchers reporting to spring training will do something for me, but it really just doesn't.
4) Valentine's Day is a sham.
5) Presidents' Day is a sham.
6) August sucks, but at least it's got baseball.
7) It's named after Febris, the Roman god of MALARIA.

2 comments:

Geoffrey said...

It's on, February.

IT'S ON.

Baz said...

3-2 odds say Feb goes down in the sixth! That's 3-2 for Geoff in the sixth! takers?

also taking side bets:
over/under for punches landed = zero.