Friday, March 31, 2006

Job Posting

Company: FedEx Kinko's
Job Title: Various Retail Positions

Description: FedEx Kinko's is the world leader of document solutions and business services with more than 20,000 team members and 1,500 digitally connected locations, worldwide.

Summary of Qualifications: Must have no knowledge of computers or copy machines

Desired Education: Pre-School or lower

Number of Positions: Take the number of people who should reasonably be working at any given Kinko's, and subtract that number by ten. That's how many people we're looking for!

1 comments:

Alex said...

Forgot to mention, I'm looking for a job writing for "Dilbert" or "The Office," no preference.