Friday, March 31, 2006

Job Posting

Company: FedEx Kinko's
Job Title: Various Retail Positions

Description: FedEx Kinko's is the world leader of document solutions and business services with more than 20,000 team members and 1,500 digitally connected locations, worldwide.

Summary of Qualifications: Must have no knowledge of computers or copy machines

Desired Education: Pre-School or lower

Number of Positions: Take the number of people who should reasonably be working at any given Kinko's, and subtract that number by ten. That's how many people we're looking for!


Alex said...

Forgot to mention, I'm looking for a job writing for "Dilbert" or "The Office," no preference.