Hyperspeed!

My family is so fast.

We are the absolute fastest.

You know how Passover seders have that reputation of dragging on for hours? We Solomons are out to quash that stigma. Tonight's seder? SEVENTEEN MINUTES.

BOOM BOOM MATZAH BOOM BOOM EGYPT BOOM BOOM CHAROSET done.

I love my family.

Next year, I think they're gonna let me videotape our seder. I will YouTube it here. That's a promise.