American Idol Doesn't Matter

Co-Worker 1: I'm so glad my boy won last night! My boy...

Co-Worker 2: Me too! But I felt bad for that girl.

Co-Worker 1: ...Taylor! Don't worry, she'll get a record deal.

Co-Worker 2: Oh yeah. And that guy from a few weeks ago. He was good, he'll get a deal. Uh...

Co-Worker 1: Yeah, he'll be famous!

Co-Worker 2: Chris!

Later.

Co-Worker 2: I can't believe that Simon.

Co-Worker 1: He was wrong and he admitted it he was wrong.

Co-Worker 2: I know. But did you see how he was talking about that girl? The big one?

Co-Worker 1: Oh! He is horrible!

Co-Worker 2: And that doesn't even matter cuz that guy who won last year.

Co-Worker 1: Yes, he's big and fat and he won.

Co-Worker 2: Yeah, he...

Co-Worker 1: It was last year. (pause)

Co-Worker 2: You see how he's trying to lose weight?

Co-Worker 1: Yeah. (long pause)

Me: ....Ruben?

Co-Workers: That's it!