Did Anyone Get The Licence Plate Number Of That Softball Game?

Last evening I was invited to serve as a ringer in a softball game by Monica Hill, our lovely and talented friend/tech person. Not only did I severely not ring, I got rung.

The Elephant Larry's Group Blog Injury Report:

-contusion (bruise) of the lower back, due to falling backward to catch a ball that the wind took. I did not catch the ball.
-extreme pain in my left elbow from running as hard as I could down the line and tripping over first base ass over teakettle. I was out.
-extreme pain in left wrist, same event.
-extreme pain in right wrist, same event.
-extreme pain in right elbow, same event.

This pain in my right elbow was so severe that I went to the ER today. Even though I figured nothing was broken, I thought I'd check and see. Diagnosis: sprained right wrist. What about my right elbow you say? What indeed.

-and my hamstrings hurt, probably from running so much without stretching properly.
-also my ego, from sucking so bad.

But hey, at least I hit a ground-rule double!