Guess That Headline!

More baseball.

A game I play with my family is "Guess That Headline!", in which we take the information from the sports world and guess what the back page headlines will be. (it'd be too depressing to do it with the front page).

Let's play!

Information:
-Yankees won yesterday, pulling them into a first-place tie.
-They are tied with the Red Sox, with whom they share a fierce rivalry.
-They are playing the Red Sox tonight, for the first time this season.

Headline Guess:
FIRST BLOOD

Actual Headlines:
Post: FLYIN' INTO FENWAY (Red Sox's home field)
News: PRODIGAL IDIOT (with big picture of Johnny Damon, who used to be a Red Sox and called the Red Sox a bunch of idiots...while he was a Red Sox.)

Sorry Geoff! Better luck next time!