Attention Psychologists

Maybe it’s because I’m officially Park Slopin’ it these days, but I swear to God, I feel like I’ve been seeing these crazy two-kid strollers absolutely everywhere:



Now, I ain’t no psychologist, but I do know a potentially profitable study when I see one.

What I’m suggesting: a longitudinal analysis exploring the developmental differences between these two children. That is, how many hours will the “bottom child” go on to spend in closets, boxes, and caves? Will he hate or embrace objects that move towards him quickly? How many people will he murder, simply for never knowing tree nor sky?