Monday, June 19, 2006

Water

So I just noticed that all the water I'm drinking keeps pouring out of my genitals at irregular intervals.

This happening to anybody else, or should I go see a doctor?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clothespin--works like a charm!

The Body of Alex said...

I keep telling you--it's the EAST RIVER water I need, not that crappy "Catskill Stage Runoff Seltzer" you keep shoving down my gullet.

The Body of Alex said...

P.S.- I hated Wet Hot American Summer, too.