I can't pay much, but it's imperative that we begin research on the creation of a new pigeon/firefly hybrid species.
FirePigeon Pros:
~nighttime streets will be brighter and therefore safer.
~reduction of rampant anti-pigeon sentiment in our city.
~elimination of pigeon waste due to new FirePigeons having light-emitting organs instead of butts.
FirePigeon Cons:
~None.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Scientist Needed
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Are we talking J-Lo butt here? I'm just about to sign the check...
Skip the pigeons--I wanna go with the J-Glo idea. Where do I send this check again?
Is this supposed to be funny or serious? If funny, then I don't know. You should use more curse words like shit.
Shit, you shit! Why you so shittily shittin' on my shit?
Makes me wanna go duty on your poopie.
That's more like it. Your pretty funny shittarius. You like Dane Cook?
"duty" --> "doody"
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