Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Scientist Needed

I can't pay much, but it's imperative that we begin research on the creation of a new pigeon/firefly hybrid species.

FirePigeon Pros:
~nighttime streets will be brighter and therefore safer.
~reduction of rampant anti-pigeon sentiment in our city.
~elimination of pigeon waste due to new FirePigeons having light-emitting organs instead of butts.

FirePigeon Cons:
~None.

6 comments:

The Ben In Bennifer said...

Are we talking J-Lo butt here? I'm just about to sign the check...

The Ben In Bennifer Again said...

Skip the pigeons--I wanna go with the J-Glo idea. Where do I send this check again?

Guy Ernest said...

Is this supposed to be funny or serious? If funny, then I don't know. You should use more curse words like shit.

Shittarius Shitsalot said...

Shit, you shit! Why you so shittily shittin' on my shit?

Makes me wanna go duty on your poopie.

Guy Ernest said...

That's more like it. Your pretty funny shittarius. You like Dane Cook?

pedantic curse-word editor said...

"duty" --> "doody"