Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Scientist Needed

I can't pay much, but it's imperative that we begin research on the creation of a new pigeon/firefly hybrid species.

FirePigeon Pros:
~nighttime streets will be brighter and therefore safer.
~reduction of rampant anti-pigeon sentiment in our city.
~elimination of pigeon waste due to new FirePigeons having light-emitting organs instead of butts.

FirePigeon Cons:
~None.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are we talking J-Lo butt here? I'm just about to sign the check...

Anonymous said...

Skip the pigeons--I wanna go with the J-Glo idea. Where do I send this check again?

Mo Diggs said...

Is this supposed to be funny or serious? If funny, then I don't know. You should use more curse words like shit.

Mo Diggs said...

That's more like it. Your pretty funny shittarius. You like Dane Cook?

Anonymous said...

"duty" --> "doody"