I'm probably never going to write either of these sketches:
1. Upper Uncrustables: The Fancy Frozen Peanut Butter & Jelly SandwichI probably shouldn't post these on the blog, either.
2. CLOSE UP ON A HAMBURGER, ON A GENERIC BACKGROUND
V.O: [Should be a really deep, manly voice.] Tired of regular burgers? Why not try a real MAN BURGER!!!
[Graphics should now accompany voice-over, as generic hamburger gets smashed.]
V.O: Burger King presents a REAL Man-Burger, for REAL Men. It's fourteen hamburgers layered with testosterone and semen, between two sliced alligator cocks. OHHHH YEAAAAH! WAKE UP WITH THE KING!
[Burger King Logo.]
3 comments:
Your BK commercial is more plausible than the one that actually aired during the Superbowl. Remember that Grossy McCreepfest?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4186888463242782209
Really? I really enjoyed that Burger King commercial.
It's better than the BK Manthem, anyway.
"Wah, wah, wah. My girlfriend believes in civil rights for women, and I love my girlfriend, so I hate the Burger King Manthem. Wah, wah."
Although, truth be told, I 100% agree with you.
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