GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT

That's it. August is the worst. It's official.

I cannot believe that, despite how miserably hot this summer has already been, August STILL ups the ante on its FIRST DAY and pelts us with ONE HUNDRED FIFTEEN DEGREES on the Heat Index. Thankfully tomorrow is only supposed to be 112 on the HI.

Summer is the worst. Anyone who thinks otherwise does not live here.