Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

This has been around for a while (over 10 years, actually), but I just read it, so here you go:

A Detailed Analysis of What Would Happen if Superman Tried to Procreate

Also, Mary, Marni and I were discussing this after Superman Returns. So here's your answer... Ladies.


marni said...

i KNEW it!

Biz and/or Jordi said...

"But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet."

Which is exactly why Superman should give it to Joe Francis straight up from round the back.

Man, do I want to see that guy suffer...