This has been around for a while (over 10 years, actually), but I just read it, so here you go:
A Detailed Analysis of What Would Happen if Superman Tried to Procreate
Also, Mary, Marni and I were discussing this after Superman Returns. So here's your answer... Ladies.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
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i KNEW it!
"But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet."
Which is exactly why Superman should give it to Joe Francis straight up from round the back.
Man, do I want to see that guy suffer...
J.
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