(To the tune of Justin Timberlake's 'Sexyback'. Best imagined in a high-pitched Weird Al voice...exclamation points after every line to make this easier to imagine)
I’m eatin’ babyback!
(Yum!)
A plate of ribs is just my favorite snack!
(Yum!)
If I’m not hungry I’ll eat half a rack!
(Yum!)
Cuz if I eat too much I’ll get real fat!
(Lemme at those ribs!)
Dirty face!
The ribs are sloppy at my favorite place!
A little place that I call Applebee’s!
They cover everything in mayonnaise!
I love those ribs, yeah!
They are delicious!
Break out the bibs, yeah!
And lick the dishes!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Half A Song Parody, Three Months Past Peak
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5 comments:
And now I'm hungry for ribs. Thanks a lot.
You're hired! Here's your smoking jacket and bag of gold bars!
OH THANK GOD I KNEW YOU WERE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
No beans!
I like "Dirty Face!"
The exclamation point really makes it sound crazy in my mind.
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