Here's a new fun game for your Monday morning.
- Choose a movie.
- Take the title of that movie, and change it into a porn movie title.
- Using the basic gist of the plot and setting, try to tweak that into a porn movie, without changing too many of the specifics.
- The person who creates the best porn movie title that is also the least translatable into porn wins.
Losing Example: The Whoreliday - Good porn movie title, easily translated plot (two women switch houses for the holidays, meet perfect dudes).
Winning Example: The Devil's Black Bone - Good porn movie title, nearly impossible movie to translate into porn. You'd think so, as it's set at an all boys school. But they're super young (like, 8 or 9), it's set during the Spanish Civil War, and the Devil isn't in the movie at all.
Monday, January 15, 2007
The Devil's Black Bone
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
"An Inconvenient Spooge"
(Stars: Al Whore, The Sun, Jenna Jameson.)
The Sun is sooooo hot listening to Al Whore talk about what a Hot Piece of Ass (literally!) The Sun is. The only way to cool down that little minx is for Al Whore to fuck the sun and save the world (by fucking The Sun.)
Al Whore covers the whole entire Earth with his Joy Juice from space, rendering it cool. The dinosaurs come back to Earth and fuck all the dolphins.
Everyone in the world becomes friends with the Dolphosaurs and Jenna Jameson says: "I like it like that".
Oh, I'm so bad at this game. I'm sorry...
-J.
Inconvenient Spooge got the Oscar for sound editing during the dinosaur fucking scene.
I was gonna go with 'An Inconvenient Shtoop', so I guess it's unanimous: Al Gore invented internet porn and global warming to turn this place into PLANET "KNOCK THE LOCKS OFF YOUR LOCKBOX"!
"Barely Legal Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Goo"
Picking up roughly where the first BLMNT left off, the horny mutant Turtles are forced to become hot roommates with their hot friend April O'Squeal due to the Foot Fetish Clan discovering their secret sewer home.
During a report, April discovers a canister leaking a mysterious goo that makes anyone that comes into contact with it extremely horny. Unfortunately, the Foot Fetish Clan gets a hold of it and uses it to make an extremely horny dog and snapping turtle.
In their fight to wrest the goo from the Foot Fetish Clan, there's an over the top gangbang/fight scene in a nightclub where the barely legal amphibious whorriors go toe to toe and ass to mouth with the dog, snapping turtle and The Anal Shredder as Vanilla Ice serenades them. Needless to say, everyone gets covered in goo.
Post a Comment